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“Avocado Toast Didn’t Break the Bank, Mate” – Housing Crisis Satire Cap
“Avocado Toast Didn’t Break the Bank, Mate” – Housing Crisis Satire Cap
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Turns out, it wasn’t the smashed avo after all.
Avocado toast? Nah mate, that wasn’t the problem.
This satirical dad cap takes a jab at the boomer narrative — you know the one.
“You’d own a home if you just skipped brunch.” Yeah, right.
Featuring a stitched design of an avocado smashing into the broken Aussie housing market, this hat is for renters, dreamers, and fed-up future homeowners who know the real cost of living crisis goes way deeper than breakfast.
Wear it loud. Wear it for the generation that’s been priced out.








