They said skip the avo toast and you’d own a house by now. Turns out, the only thing smashed is our patience. The “Smashed Avo, Smashed Dreams” tee is a cheeky jab at the most overused excuse for the housing crisis — and a nod to every young Aussie priced out of the market while being told it’s their fault. Perfect for brunch, protests, or just reminding people that avocados weren’t the problem — broken promises were.
Product features - Shoulder tape for stabilization and durability - Seamless tubular knit design for a sleek look - Highly elastic ribbed knit collar that retains shape - Sustainably made from 100% US cotton - Dual printing techniques for crisp, detailed graphics
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
