
Tees That Talk Louder Than Pollies
Election 2025 is heating up — wear what you really think. Locally printed, uncensored, and unapologetically Aussie.
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The Straya Report
Say it without saying a word. These tees speak for Aussies fed up with the noise — and ready to wear what they stand for.
Printed locally. Worn loud.
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“Not Angry, Just Disappointed” – Aussie Koala Protest Tee (Limited Election Season Drop)
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Power of the Prawn” – Aussie Parliament Satire Tee (Limited Election Edition)
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“Smashed Avo, Smashed Dreams” – Housing Crisis Satire Tee
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True Blue, Still Unheard” – Aussie Spirit Emblem Tee (Election 2025 Edition)
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My Voice! My Right Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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Can’t Gag the Aussie Spirit” – Bold Freedom Tee (Limited Election Edition)
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Vote, Rethink, Repeat – Bold Political Satire Shirt
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Speak Loud, Wear Proud – Aussie Uncensored Free Speech Shirt
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Hats
Let’s be honest — a lot’s going on, and Aussies have thoughts.
These hats turn everyday frustration into wearable humour — from housing headaches and rising costs to the usual election season promises.
Whether you’re fed up, fired up, or just having a laugh about it all, this collection brings together tongue-in-cheek designs made to keep things casual, clever, and genuinely Aussie.
Locally made, lightly sarcastic, and 100% conversation starters.
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Election Season Satire Hat – Not Easy Being Alban-Easy
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50% Off Trumpism” Satire Cap – Peter Dutton Parody Edition
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“Avocado Toast Didn’t Break the Bank, Mate” – Housing Crisis Satire Cap
Regular price $31.99 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per$51.99 AUDSale price $31.99 AUDSale
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“Say It Without Saying It” – Cotton Statement Tote
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